"Oh God said to Abraham..."

Ok..this is funny (tip Pharyngula)


And of course, any chance to include Dylan in a post. From Highway 61 Revisited:

Oh God said to abraham kill me a son
Abe said man you must be puttin me on
God said no, abe said what
God say you can do what you wanna but
The next time you see me comin you better run
Well abe said where dyou want this killin done
God said out on highway 61

Here is the full song: